Asha Leu's Posts
April 12, 2021
New rollout plan to see all Australians vaccinated by 2029
2050 at the latest
March 28, 2021
“Please respect my privacy” pleads man who filmed up a woman’s skirt
Please don't film me from any bushes
March 24, 2021
Scomo’s empathy coach talked down from Parliament roof after tense four-hour negotiation
"I give up"
March 16, 2021
Liberal Party launches new campaign slogan: “We’re not going to shoot you!”
What more do you people want
March 15, 2021
PM urges protesters to imagine their own daughters were powerful men accused of sexual assault
"Think of it from their perspective"
March 9, 2021
Security rushed to Prince Philip’s hospital bed to ensure he doesn’t say a fucking word
"Don't you dare"
March 5, 2021
Linda Reynolds offers sincere apology: “I am truly sorry everyone found out what I said”
I apologise unreservedly for my failure to conduct a better cover-up
March 2, 2021
PM meekly asks colleagues if they can maybe ease up on all the raping for a bit
"Aww come on you guys, knock it off"
February 19, 2021
Nation’s broadsheets announce new retail price of $50.99
November 5, 2020
Local man really not looking forward to seeing Bernie-supporting coworker tomorrow
"He's gonna be so smug"
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