“You can say whatever you like if it’s satire” says dog fucker Pauline Hanson

Acclaimed satirist and enthusiastic kitten drowner Pauline Hanson has defended her cartoons and merchandise, by explaining that they are “satire” and it should be protected.

“Satire is essential to our democracy, and when it’s satire, you should be able to say whatever you like without people getting offended,” said the known fucker of dogs.

“People who don’t like our satire just need to lighten up. Now if you excuse me, I need to go grab something to eat before my Necrophiles Anonymous meeting.”

“Does anyone have any public bathroom urinal cakes? They’re my favourite type of cake. Nothing better than a slice of a nice vintage urinal cake.”