Archive for 2016

Meteor slams into Los Angeles, every celebrity dead
Our thoughts and prayers are with the Paparazzi at this difficult time
Christmas lunch shortened to five minutes to allow more time for family arguments
"We figured why not just get all the racism done in one hit"
Santa takes indefinite leave after body shaming by online trolls
"Back in the day he'd get an occasional handwritten complaint from a dissatisfied child, but the internet has changed all that"
Trump taps Judge Judy to fill Supreme Court vacancy
The news comes as an upset for previous favourite Simon Cowell
Santa relocating to Bangladesh due to melting North Pole, labour laws
"This is an investment in the future – a future with no ice caps."
Trump Appoints Putin as Secretary of Defense
Critics of the move have stated that they find the choice "a bit unorthodox"
Clueless Muslim gets tattoo of Muhammad
"God dammit Faisal"
Lockout law changes: Mike Baird announces new incremental approach to back-downs
The NSW Premier announced today that he will take an incremental approach to his backdowns from now on
NSW Premier outlaws coward punching of kangaroos
Shoot them, eat them, but whatever you do - don't punch them.
‘First Contact’ viewer shocked to learn racism, Natalie Imbruglia still exist
"This show will surely create the discourse and change that Kevin Rudd’s so-called ‘apology’ failed to achieve. It's about time!"

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