February 16, 2017
Tropfest to support female directors as long as they don’t know they are female directors
Tropfest: ‘We will always support women in the industry as long as we don’t know they are women in the industry’
February 15, 2017
British Backpacker’s embarrassing backflip: admits ‘massive’ night was actually just ‘large’
The backflip follows intense questioning by friends who noticed that the backpacker could recall far too much of his night for it to be as 'massive' as suggested.
February 13, 2017
Great Barrier Reef to be renamed ‘Ocean’
“The ‘Minister for the Environment’ part of me is pretty upset, but the ‘and Energy’ part of me thinks this is really great for our economy." - The Minister for the Environment and Energy.
February 13, 2017
Sorting Hat speaks: ‘Piers Morgan is a Slytherin and an asshole’
J K Rowling, the creator of The Sorting Hat and a recent enemy of Piers Morgan, says she was surprised at the Hat’s decision to ‘go rogue’
February 12, 2017
Lack of genuine emotional connection, not spilt milk, actually source of Susan’s crying
‘I’m lactose intolerant’ she said. ‘And I just think this has more to do with trust issues stemming from my messy divorce’
February 10, 2017
Man’s generic hot weather status’ gets him scouted by Sky News
‘This man is an icon and a visionary.’ he said. ‘In the heavy rains last week, Peter was the first to inform us that it was ‘Pissing down’
February 7, 2017
Bernadi welcomes new party members by booking entire table at Sizzler
Although Bernardi considers himself a "lone wolf", he hopes booking the entire booth at one of the last Sizzlers in Australia will help entice some supporters
February 5, 2017
Male Judge: Miss Scarlet was ‘asking for it’ in the pool room with the lead pipe
Judge Robert Griffith seemed to empathise with Plum, and spoke to the court on Plum’s obvious remorse.