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Fox News presenter still somehow shocked that a man who bragged about grabbing women ‘by the pussy’ sexually abused someone

Fox News hosts have spent the night in complete shock after Former President and finalist for creepiest man alive, Donald Trump lost a legal over allegations of sexual abuse.

“This just doesn’t make any sense,” said one correspondent, “this isn’t the Donald Trump I knew. It’s always the pussy grabbers you least expect.”

“I always thought it was just locker room talk? I mean many of the male hosts and executives at this very station talk the same way behind closed doors and I can say the couple of them who haven’t forced me to sign an NDA are great guys.”

However some Fox News hosts have accused the court case of being a hoax, claiming that the judge was actually Hunter Biden’s laptop the whole time.

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