David Warner to break silence on sandpapergate in tell-all colouring-in book

Former Australian cricketer David Warner has finally broken his silence on the infamous sandpaper ball-tampering scandal, releasing a tell-all colouring-in book.

Warner promises to leave no crayon unturned with the publication set to feature a particularly damning spot-the-difference between a sandpapered and non-sandpapered cricket ball.

This comes after Warner’s ex-teammate Usman Khawaja released an explosive autobiography where he claims that Cricket Australia threw Warner under the bus, to which Warner said “goes round and round, round and round, all the way home.”

Despite mounting claims the whole team knew about the sandpaper plot, several players have continued to deny any prior knowledge.

“I knew absolutely nothing about it until I saw those images on the screen of Cameron Bancroft sandpapering the ball,” former opening batter Cameron Bancroft said.

“But hand on heart, I had no idea about it until I saw I had already done it. I know it sounds far-fetched, as well as literally impossible, but that’s the truth.”