Prime Minister Clott Morrison has decided to reward himself for all his effort taking credit for the vaccine rollout, and bought himself yet another engraved office trophy to celebrate the milestone.
After successfully rolling the vaccine out to himself, Jen and the girls, his entire cabinet, and all marginal electorates, Morrison has celebrated a triumphant delivery of the vaccine to the important parts of Australia.
It is suspected it will only be a number of months before Scott’s desk is entirely full of celebratory trinkets and knick-knacks. When asked how it feels about Scott’s obsession the desk replied, “Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how much worse off a desk could have it here?”
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