Ben Breden and Lachlan Hodson's Posts
July 5, 2021
Barnaby Joyce blames ocean-fire on lack of ocean-back-burning
You can't fight fire with fire
May 26, 2021
Scott Morrison embarks on mission to the Sun after learning it’s made of gas
"In space nobody can hear you shit yourself."
May 13, 2021
Ellen hired by Australian Parliament as Workplace-Culture Coordinator
"You get workplace abuse! You get workplace abuse! Everybody gets workplace abuse!"
May 11, 2021
Government frantically erases $30 Billion DogeCoin investment from budget plan
To the moon!
April 28, 2021
Evil One tops polls for preferred PM
“Murdoch called me into this role.”
April 26, 2021
Peter Dutton sues The Body Shop for false advertising
"You have failed me for the last time"
April 22, 2021
Scott Morrison sets aside April 31st to meet Brittany Higgins
If she turns it down that's on her
April 13, 2021
Auspost claims Holgate wasn’t home when they tried to deliver her an apology
They did however, fill out a "Sorry we missed you" card, which they put in her neighbour's letter box
April 9, 2021
Morrison rewards himself with new trophy to celebrate vaccine rollout
"I stopped these"
March 29, 2021
Nation visits anger consultant to learn how to respond to Morrison
"I'm not mad, Scott, I'm furious."
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