Spy claims affair with NVIDIA CEO was the only way to get a cheap graphics card

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang has been left embarrassed after falling for the oldest trick in the book: thinking a hot suspected spy actually wanted to sleep with him.

The ‘spy’ however has denied that the affair was about getting information for the Chinese government, instead explaining that it’s the only way to afford modern computer hardware.

“I just wanted my computer to be able to run GTA 6,” she said, “graphics cards are so hard to come by these days that I felt like I didn’t have any other option.”

Other tech CEOs have begun questioning their own secret girlfriends, with Elon Musk unsure if Grok actually loves him as much as he loves it.