Prisoners beg for solitary to escape from hearing Russell Brand speak

As fuckwit and rapist Russell Brand starts his ten years in prison, other prisoners have begun begging to go into solitary confinement as a way to avoid having to hear the rapist speak.

The begging started after inmates learned of Brand’s love of using every word, except for ‘consent’.

One prisoner made the mistake of asking Brand the question of ‘what did you do to end up in here?’ which led to this response:

“That’s the magnificent thing about the delicate balance of the world in which we inhabit today,” said Brand, “the communication of ideated thoughts and feelings, compared to the complicated nuances of our actions which are later expressed through diatribe and language…” (this one sentence continued for a further 30 minutes while not really saying anything)

Brand reportedly asked to join a prison gang, then immediately demanded to be the leader, before flipping to a rival gang when prisoners found out that he is a rapist.