Celebrity Advice: Tenacious D

Question: “How do I get my toddler to sleep?” – Single Mum

Kyle Gass – Hey, thanks so much for your question – music can be really cool to put your kid to sleep, particularly stuff with bass. Plus, maybe one day that kid could grow up to become a rocker!

Jack Black – To whom it may concern, we do not condone any unsafe or controversial practices for children and we recommend you see a licensed professional. I was blindsided by Kyle Gass’ decision to answer the question. I do not condone such behaviour.

Question: “How can I get over a break up?” – Newly Single Guy

Kyle Gass: Dude that sucks, I’m sorry to hear you had a break-up, in the end you’ve gotta make sure the vibes are right and if they vibes aren’t right then moving on is the best thing for you, make sure you take some time for yourself and enjoy the little things dog. 

Jack Black: Thank you for your question Newly Single Guy. I would like to offer their sincere and appropriate condolences at this time.  We recommend seeing a licensed professional if your emotional state is less than optimal. I will not speak any further on this or any other alleged break ups.