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Vatican avoids tariffs with made in USA Pope

Trump has declared the Vatican as the 51st state.
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Anthony Albanese elected as new Pope

Albanese won in a landslide as voters feared the idea of a Pope Trump.
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BREAKING: Pope still dead! (Stay tuned for more updates)

UNFOLDING STORY: NO MIRACLE OR ZOMBIE OUTBREAK YET! MORE TO COME!
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Next Pope to be whichever cardinal manages to pass a Working with Children check

They are saying the searing could take months.
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God blesses faithful Pope by ensuring he doesn’t have to meet JD Vance again

“It’s tragic when someone suffers this fate” said the Vatican, referring to shaking Vance’s hand
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Local cow endorses Trump’s beef tariffs

“Let’s hear him out”
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Trump announces tariffs on Atlantis

“We will no longer be taken advantage of by fish people.”
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Putin agrees to ‘Netanyahu-style’ ceasefire

“I love that kind of peace” said Putin
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Immigrant destroys American jobs

“This was what we feared for years” said a senior republican
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Compromise: Trump offers Greenland to Russia

“If Vlad doesn’t just want the grassy fields that earned Greenland its name, he can also have Canada too.”