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Trump pledged to protect the US border by focusing on a place 225 million kilometres away from it.

“It was all me. No big deal.”

Trump ended up losing interest in the land after discovering it is not as grassy as the name suggests.

“Massive fires and the antagonist wanting to buy Greenland? This season is starting a bit heavy handed.”

“The best way to protect American jobs is to make everyone American.”

Israel claims a Hamas base was located inside Rudolf

“Things were healthier in my day.”

“Who am I going to get to allegedly cross state lines now?”

Musk will leave America as stable as Twitter’s servers.

“Our goal next time is 100 million endorsements”