BREAKING: Pope still dead! (Stay tuned for more updates)

MAJOR UNFOLDING STORY: Pope Francis remains dead!

As part of our rolling coverage The Chaser can confirm that the Pope has not pulled an Easter style miracle yet. Nor has there been a zombie outbreak.

We are able to confirm this in our wall-to-wall coverage of the only news story that has happened this week.

Our field reporters have been stationed outside of a building near the Vatican, and have been able to get amazing scoops like: there will be a funeral, a new Pope will need to be chosen and those who loved him are sad.

Tomorrow we will keep you all updated on whether the Pope has remained dead, as well as what random cafe owners think about the Pope’s death due to their deep connection, stemming all the way back to when they saw him on tv earlier this week.