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“I always said I was committed to publicly funded transport, but I now understand you thought I meant something else.”

“If I just tell them what they want to hear, they praise me. It’s so efficient.”

“We must save the kids from doctors offices and put them in solitary confinement instead.”

“It’s disrespectful to wear a shirt that isn’t branded with political donors.”

“When you own your own home, you can have the air-con going as much as you like”

Some have gotten angry at her, claiming it is ‘disrespectful’ to use an Australia Day event to insult the ruler of Australia.

She once again stole the show at a Prime Minister’s morning tea for Australian of the Year winners with an iconic look.

“How can anyone interpret this as racist?” posted a fan of the cruise liner whose kids don’t talk to him anymore.

“It was an awkward gesture. Maybe he was trying to karate chop a fly?”

“It was so peaceful.”