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“At the end of the day, it costs nothing to be nice”

“Statistically speaking, if I have enough kids, one of them has to like me right?”

The AI has already begun writing a piece called “Beach cabanas are class warfare, I’ll stick to my working class sunburn”

“Problem solved”

“I’m sure he’ll find a good home, but I need to care for my fur baby.”

“I always said I was committed to publicly funded transport, but I now understand you thought I meant something else.”

“If I just tell them what they want to hear, they praise me. It’s so efficient.”

“We must save the kids from doctors offices and put them in solitary confinement instead.”

“It’s disrespectful to wear a shirt that isn’t branded with political donors.”

“When you own your own home, you can have the air-con going as much as you like”