Victoria to introduce machete bins outside Parliament to prevent further backstabbings 

The Victorian Government have finally taken the issue of knife crime seriously by introducing machete bins outside Parliament House following a spike in knifing related incidents in the area.

It comes as former Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan failed to prevent the brutal stabbing in the back of Jacinta Allan by her colleagues.

New Premier Ben Carroll secured the support of the Labor caucus after publicly vowing not to challenge Jacinta Allan for the leadership, demonstrating the blatant dishonesty required to lead the Victorian Labor Party.

Allan’s time as premier will be remembered as vastly different from that of her predecessor Dan Andrews. With one’s leadership being rocked by unexpected delays which damaged the economy and slowed the city to a halt, while the other had to deal with lockdowns.