One Nation calls party room meeting to discuss Hanson’s latest tirade

Members of One Nation were called in for an emergency meeting this morning to discuss how they are going to ‘oh no she really just cares about housing’ their way out of Pauline Hanson’s racist claim that there are no ‘good’ Muslim people.

Reports suggest the meeting was able to take place in person thanks Gina Rinehart who graciously lent them her private jet.

Once everyone showed up in their white hooded uniforms and the party performed their traditional cross burning ceremony, the meeting began.

“Alright guys this one is pretty bad,” said a hungover Barnaby Joyce, “but if we can get the media to only focus on our polling when we endorse anti-abortion and anti-same-sex marriage views, I reckon we can maybe get around this too.”

“This is about putting Australian interests first, so worst comes to worst, we can always ask the American gun lobby for more money to help out.”

Joyce has since gone on to say that he will not endorse Pauline’s current racist tirade and urges all voters to understand that Pauline Hanson’s views do not represent Pauline Hanson’s One Nation Party.

He also asked everyone to refer to this statement the next time Pauline says something extremely racist.