Pauline Hanson blames immigrants for her lack of coherence

Racist attention addict Pauline Hanson has slammed the notion that she makes no fucking sense by declaring any incoherence on her end is the fault of migrants.

“They’re coming here by boat to make it look like I don’t have actual policies,” she slurred, “these gangs want to destroy our way of life by making it sound like I have no clue what I am talking about.”

“These people they aren’t real Australians, real Australians want to see me getting the media’s attention by cooking steak on a sand which press like a real Aussie in order to stop us getting swamped by renewable energy providers.”

“We’ve had enough on it, we need a vote in the senate to say that these scary wokes need to stop doing this to me.”

Media outlets across the country have offered Pauline softball interviews to explain her nonsensical views, and have preemptively began writing a statement claiming to be surprised when she starts using the platforms to spew her racism.