Trump pledges to send astronauts to Mars to hunt down “illegal aliens”


Freshly inaugurated secretary to Elon Musk, Donald Trump has extended his crackdown on “illegal aliens” by vowing to send astronauts to Mars to hunt more down.

During his inauguration address, Trump reiterated his pledge to put America first before shifting his focus to the planet Mars, a mere 225 million kilometres from the US border.

Since Trump’s speech, the White House has been overwhelmed with millions of Americans offering to move to Mars for the next four years.

Meanwhile, Trump has officially withdrawn the US from the Paris Climate Agreement to ensure that Mars will soon be the only suitable planet for humans to live on.

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