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Incoming US President Donald Trump has floated a new plan to personally takeover and destroy all nations on Earth.
Trump’s path to world domination began by making public his intentions to buy Greenland and make Canada the 51st state of America. However, Trump’s plans quickly expanded once he was informed there were other places on Earth that are not currently part of America.
“We must protect American jobs,” said Trump, “and the best way to do that is either make everyone American or wipe out those who are not us. Problem solved.”
The announcement has received some pushback, with one pundit saying, “We all appreciate US Presidents enjoy wiping out less powerful nations from time to time, but it’s common courtesy to at least wait until you’ve got your feet under the desk of the Oval Office.”
Meanwhile, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has released a video enthusiastically backing the proposal after panicking when Trump looked in his direction in a meeting.
