Local cow endorses Trump’s beef tariffs

While many Australians are outraged by America’s tariffs against Aussie products, a representative for the local cow community has fully endorsed Trump’s specific focus on Aussie beef.

Bessy Milksom told reporters that we should hear Trump out on this one, claiming the beef tariffs are exactly what Australia needed and could literally save lives.

“Moo,” she said, “Mooo, moo moo. Mooo moo mooo mooooooo.”

In unrelated news, Donald Trump has announced plans to relaunch ‘Trump steaks’ after the brand went bankrupt years ago due to being terrible compared to other meat options on the market.