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Coles debuts new “Down Down Wages Are Down” tv advert

Coles corporation has today rushed out a new advertising campaign, highlighting the low, low prices of staff at their local stores.

“Every staff member’s wages are slashed!” announced a bouncy member of Aunty Donna through a pained smile while carrying a giant oversized hand, “Down down, wages are down!”

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However, not to be outdone, the Woolworths corporation have hit back at Coles with their own campaign, featuring celebrity chef George Calombaris, espousing the benefits of underpaying staff. “There’s nothing I like more than a good money saver,” says Calombaris. “That’s why I always make sure I ask my bookkeeper to find at least 20% savings on everything I pay for, from ingredients, to utensils, to staff members.”




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