Journalist does finishing touches to a Christian Porter story they prepared last night for no reason…

Liberal party press conference forced to relocate after realising they’re within 500 metres of a school

PM meekly asks colleagues if they can maybe ease up on all the raping for a bit

Name five Home and Away characters and we will guess if you’re white and have bad taste

Harry and Meghan announce completion of their one millionth interview about how they just want their privacy

Police call off investigation after burglar “categorically denies” robbing store