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Man who calls women “females” hopes to one day be allowed within 500 metres of one
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Local man Kyle Tate has put out a plea begging to one day be able to stay within five hundred metres of a woman despite the fact that he calls them ‘females’.
“It is unfair how I am treated,” he said, “the moment I see a female and say ‘hello there female’ they always leave after saying something. I don’t know what they said because I wasn’t listening but they are being very rude.”
Tate claimed there are many ‘hurtful’ assumptions about him which he hopes to dispel. “Females online always respond to my DMs by saying I live in my mother’s basement, but I do not actually. It is my basement ever since mum stopped talking to me. And back when she did talk to me she would have told you that I am quite the catch.”
“I don’t understand what it is that makes women seem uncomfortable around me, maybe it is the layers of Lynx Africa, or more likely they are just intimidated to be in the presence of a real alpha man like me. I don’t blame them for that.”