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Aussies come together on January 26th to pause Kayo subscriptions
“As the cricket season ends, many of us can be proud to no longer have the barely functioning app on our phones.”
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‘Woke’ Australian cricket team strikes again, cancelling five day test matches
Classic, these young players are too lazy to have a full five day work week and have been knocking off early from the first couple Ashes matches.
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Advertisers beg Starc to at least let the test matches last 4 days
Meanwhile Australian fans are thrilled that we won’t have to spend five days with 7’s coverage.
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AFL commentators reminded to stick with team names not ‘Victoria vs The Forces of Evil’
“While yes every team not from Victoria were sent by Satan to test the only true players of the sport, we must remain professional in our coverage.”
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AFLM sets lofty goal to try go a full month without any homophobia from the players
“It will likely be years from now, but we hope to one day pull it off.”
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Essendon regrets having Boeing make the Bombers as players fall apart
“We’re the Bombers because we are strong like jets, but sadly the jets are held together with painters tape and craft glue.”
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AFL investigates turf standards after men suffer through conditions that are nearly as bad as the average AFLW field
“We can not risk a male athlete getting seriously hurt.”
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Politicians remain silent on major crisis of what the fuck is happening to the ACLs of the Matildas
There needs to be a Royal Commission at the very least