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AFL commentators reminded to stick with team names not ‘Victoria vs The Forces of Evil’
“While yes every team not from Victoria were sent by Satan to test the only true players of the sport, we must remain professional in our coverage.”
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AFLM sets lofty goal to try go a full month without any homophobia from the players
“It will likely be years from now, but we hope to one day pull it off.”
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Essendon regrets having Boeing make the Bombers as players fall apart
“We’re the Bombers because we are strong like jets, but sadly the jets are held together with painters tape and craft glue.”
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AFL investigates turf standards after men suffer through conditions that are nearly as bad as the average AFLW field
“We can not risk a male athlete getting seriously hurt.”
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Politicians remain silent on major crisis of what the fuck is happening to the ACLs of the Matildas
There needs to be a Royal Commission at the very least
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Eagles accidentally throw Super Bowl ring into Mt Doom
There was confusion after fans yelled that Eagles should have just thrown the ‘one ring’ into the volcano themselves.
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“They’ve disgraced netball!” yells guy who has never watched the sport
The man who says young people are too easily offended has left 20 angry Facebook comments about the dance.