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“How could Prince Andrew stay friends with a paedophile?” asks pro-Pell News Corp journalist
“Prince Andrew should hang his head in shame. Just like Pell’s accusers should.”
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Greens nationwide overjoyed at news that their party has actually achieved something for once
Mission accomplished
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NSW Government finally respond to climate change, announce plans to strip search bushfires
“Problem solved”
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Barnaby Joyce caught planting flamethrower in Richard di Natale’s garage
“I was just returning it!”
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PM’s media advisers brainstorm ways to shift blame for bushfires on to Safe Schools, Muslims
“We’ll even blame the Greens if we have to!”
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Scott Morrison Announces Plan to Outlaw the Phrase “Ok Boomer”
“these comments are targeted attacks on the best types of Aussies”
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Locker room mood takes a turn as jockey tells colleagues to ‘break a leg’
“Why the hell would you … oh I see, thanks”
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Betting opens on which horse will die first in Melbourne Cup
Brought to you by Tom Waterhouse
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Woolworths to compensate underpaid workers with rare Ooshies
“This one’s worth almost $20 on Ebay!”