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Locker room mood takes a turn as jockey tells colleagues to ‘break a leg’
“Why the hell would you … oh I see, thanks”
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Betting opens on which horse will die first in Melbourne Cup
Brought to you by Tom Waterhouse
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Woolworths to compensate underpaid workers with rare Ooshies
“This one’s worth almost $20 on Ebay!”
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Sydney transport thrown into chaos as trains all arrive on time
“No one could have predicted this”
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Office worker furious at protestors who made him late for job he hates turning up to
“How dare you!”
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Lindsay Lohan wins acting award for pretending to know who anyone on Masked Singer is
“Wow… I can’t believe it was… Micky Webster!”
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Barnaby Joyce seen rushing to help at scene of VB truck crash
“WE HAVE TO SAVE THE INNOCENTS!”
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Struggling Barnaby Joyce forced to scan truffles as onions at self serve check out
“I’m just doing what I need to survive!”