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PM clarifies Christine Holgate was fired from AusPost for not being corrupt enough
What was she thinking doing something by the book?
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PM realises they somehow missed the crucial ‘starting the vaccine rollout’ step of the rollout
“Oh that’s where we went wrong, whoopsie”
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“I’m too busy ignoring our sexual predators to rollout the vaccine” explains PM
He only has so much time to intentionally screw things up
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PM announces Marise Payne is the “Prime Minister to Take the Blame on Women”
Strong female representation in the scapegoat industry
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“Please respect my privacy” pleads man who filmed up a woman’s skirt
Please don’t film me from any bushes
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Politically connected commentators heroically reveal serious issues they kept quiet for years
That’s some integrity right there
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Cabinet reshuffled, ruler of Australia remains the same
Well he wasn’t going to give up power now, was he?
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‘We need more women MPs in the Liberal Party, but not if that means fewer men’ says PM
It can’t come at the expanse of the lads
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Prime Minister loses the moral high ground to Sky News
Morrison can’t even clear that subterranean bar