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Millennials relieved they invested in avocado toast instead of the stock market
“I don’t have to worry since I wasn’t going to buy a house or retire anyway.”
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Local shoplifter claims he was just trying to balance his trade deficit with Coles
“It’s reciprocal theft”
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Albo takes half an hour ordering coffee after telling barista the single mum story
He also needed to wait for focus groups to say what to order.
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Nation exhausted by election that hasn’t even been fucking called yet
they’ve been campaigning forever, just fuck off
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Scientists discover disturbing trend of Aussie politicians taking up djing during mid-life crisis
“We must solve this before Dutton has a go”
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The Age defends printing Palmer ad, “it wasn’t any more transphobic than our regular coverage”
“The money wont change our editorial position, which remains as bigoted as ever.”
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Supermarkets respond to steel tariffs by increasing grocery prices by 50%
“There is nothing we could do about it” said Coles and Woolworths while setting lettuce prices above $30
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Local doctor tells female patient that it’s not International Women’s Day, suggests Panadol
“I get what you are saying but there doesn’t seem to be anything unusual about March 8th.”
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Woman celebrates IUD on IWD, gets UTI
“Happy Internationals Women’s Day queen” she said to the women in the toilet stall next to her