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    Angry God lashes out at Grammy winners: “Don’t thank me for your crappy awards”

    [Edition 35] HOLLYWOOD, Saturday: An angry and defiant God has broken his eternal silence with a thunderous attack on several winners from the recent Grammy Awards. The Supreme Being lashed out at suggestions that he was somehow responsible for the granting of Grammies and the careers of some rock, rap and country musicians.

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    Cruise blames split on Nicole’s belief on cult of ‘Catholicism’

    [Edition 33] LOS ANGELES, Tuesday: Tom Cruise has finally spilled the beans on his split with Australian actress Nicole Kidman. Cruise has spoken of his growing fear for his children as Nicole turned to a well- organised religious cult she called ‘Catholicism’.

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    Friend claims Kidman-Cruise divorce a sham to hide happy heterosexual marriage

    [Edition 33] HOLLYWOOD, Sunday: Hollywood has been rife with speculation about the causes of the Kidman-Cruise divorce since its announcement last week. One unnamed friend, however, believes the divorce is little more than a sham to throw the press’ scent off Tom and Nicole’s real intention: a normal, healthy relationship where they actually have, and…

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    New Metallica album sparks wave of copyright compliance

    [Edition 21] SAN DIEGO, Monday: Amid the online copyright controversy from legal action against software company Napster, heavy metal band Metallica has released its 12th album, Kopy Kat Killer. In the wake of the law suit, the new album has been met with unprecedented levels of adherence to copyright law.

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    Movie ruined as Alibrandi found in Five-Dock

    [Edition 21] HABERFIELD, Wednesday: The local movie Looking for Alibrandi experienced a dramatic dip in attendances today after it was announced that Alibrandi had successfully been found.