Trump promises extra $5,000 for any voter who doesn’t call it a bribe 

US President and finance wiz Donald Trump has offered every adult American another $5,000 if they keep their mouths shut about this whole “attempted bribery” thing.

If the Republicans win the midterm elections, Trump has promised all Americans a $5,000 “dividend”, although to receive the cash you have to sign a strict non-disclosure agreement.

“$5,000 may not be life-changing to some people, but trust me, you’ll need it once this crashes the entire economy,” President Trump said to raucous applause.

Despite the plan costing $1.2 trillion, the President insists it is still worth it.

“The last time I had to buy an election, it cost me way more. I had to hang out with Elon Musk for six months. I’d much rather pay the trillion bucks.”

Meanwhile, the President has provided even more motivation to vote Republican in the midterms, confirming that he will fine every American $5,000 if the Democrats win.