Pauline promises to return to level of racism the media loves

Racist old statue who wished upon a star to become a real fuckwit, Pauline Hanson, has issued her latest half-assed ‘apology’ after the bigot described Indigenous Australians as ‘primitive’.

The racist comment was considered a step too far for her cheer squad in News Corp and Channel 7, who have been celebrating her racism for decades.

Pauline clarified that she didn’t mean to offend anyone, she just wanted to spread hate and anger towards the world’s oldest living culture.

“I am sorry for any hurt my comments have caused to the News Corp community who were forced to endure criticising me,” she said, “it was said in the heat of the bigotry, and I will make sure in the future to keep my racism at the level you all love.”

“So please, let’s move on from what I said and return to saying that Welcome To Country is a form of communist mind control and that non-white immigrants are coming here to attack white families.”

“I will be the racist you all know and love again. Well not everyone, just the people I think deserve to have opinions, wink wink.”