Albo purchases new iPhone after hearing it also folds under pressure

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has rushed out to pre-order Apple’s new folding iPhone after finally coming across a phone as spineless as himself. 

Critics say the new iPhone is largely indistinguishable from previous models and is incredibly underwhelming, further increasing its appeal to Albanese. 

Apple denied suggestions it modelled the phone specifically on the PM, pointing out that unlike Albanese, the phone is capable of folding in multiple directions, not just to the right.

The company also pointed out that the phone can make it through a entire podcast without completely malfunctioning.