Single woman wishes men knew how to ask questions the way the Census does

Single woman Lavender Jones has been left feeling giddy after finally finding something that asks her questions, the Census.

This comes after years of dating men who barely even bother to organise dates, let alone show any interest during the dates.

“The Census is my dream man,” she said after years of dates lowered the bar.

“Census took an interest in me, instead of just rambling about their bets.”

“You just don’t see that anymore. If I told the last few men I’ve dated how many rooms my house had, they would nod but not take it in. I bet Census remembers.”

“Hopefully next time, the Census questions will get a little more flirty.”