“Migrants must share our Aussies values” says party whose values Aussies keep voting against 

Niche minor party, ‘The Liberal Party’ have renewed calls for migrants to share in their ‘Australian values’, despite the majority of Australians rejecting the party’s values at every recent election. 

If enacted, the policy would require everyone to align with ‘mainstream values’, triggering the deportation of the Liberal Party.

“The Australian people have spoken,” said Angus Taylor, “they want everyone to be exactly like those in my party, that’s why we are so popular.”

Meanwhile, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has emphatically ruled out adopting the controversial policy, unless he feels any kind of media pressure about it closer to the election.