Man linked to international sex trafficking ring finally arrested for improper email forwarding

JUSTICE!? Former-Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested in relation to connections with notorious sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein, before being released from prison 10 hours later just in time for his birthday dinner.

Andrew, who has been accused of horrific sexual abuse of a 17 year old, was finally arrested for sending the guy who allegedly helped organise the sexual abuse emails he wasn’t meant to about government secrets.

“In the criminal justice system, some offences are considered especially heinous,” said UK police, “and the forwarding of these emails is the worst sort of crime there is.”

“Not to mention the crime that was that email formatting and lack of email etiquette.”

Meanwhile American president Donald Trump has labelled the arrest as ‘very sad’, saying that he is relieved that he doesn’t live in some sort of backwards nation that would allow the powerful to maybe not be above the law.