Melania scores best actress nomination for pretending she can stand her husband in documentary

First Lady and least envied woman in the world Melania Trump has received a late Oscar nomination related to her new documentary “Melania”, specifically for her “unbelievable” and “almost convincing” performance pretending she can tolerate her husband, Donald.

The film’s audience member, David, who entered the wrong theatre after buying a ticket to rival tragedy film Nuremberg, said he was blown away by Melania’s acting.

“She was brilliant. The way she suppressed most of her obvious burning hatred towards Donald was unmatched! It’s so hard for an actress to portray something they’ve never experienced. Bravo!”

Melania’s decision to release a documentary raised eyebrows, given her long-running avoidance of the public eye in order to protect her privacy. 

However, her bold creative choice to remove all entertaining or even mildly interesting elements from the doco means her privacy has been kept almost fully intact, thanks to the extremely low risk of anyone actually watching it.