Nation shocked as Barnaby Joyce doesn’t remain faithful

Former Deputy PM and families man Barnaby Joyce has shocked the nation after revelations he has left his long-term political home and started flirting with a much younger political party.

Joyce has sensationally quit the Nationals, a largely irrelevant and completely dysfunctional right-wing minor party and is rumoured to be preparing to join One Nation, a slightly more irrelevant and dysfunctional right-wing minor party, in what is set to be a major adjustment.

Voters across the country remain stunned that Joyce has been part of such a high-profile split, without a secret pregnancy being involved.

In other news, One Nation has been rocked by a huge round of resignations of its young political staffers.