Kidman family relieved they can stop pretending to like Keith Urban’s music

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman have announced that they have broken up, leaving the world in shock as many had forgotten that they were together.

Publicly the families of both said that this has been a hard change to their lives, but The Chaser can reveal that privately the Kidman family have been celebrating that they never have to listen to another Keith Urban song.

“His music is just so annoying,” said one family member, “we would play along when he pulled out the guitar at family gatherings because we love Nicole. But thank fuck we don’t have to do that anymore.”

Reports suggest that Urban’s family have begun trying to pretend that they in turn don’t like Kidman’s movies, but unlike Kidman, they aren’t good enough actors to make a lie like that believable.