God blesses faithful Pope by ensuring he doesn’t have to meet JD Vance again

God has decided to end Pope Francis’ ongoing suffering, which had lasted for hours following the Pope’s meeting with JD Vance.

This comes after the Pope gave up seeing men like Vance for Lent, then gave up on life after Lent.

“It’s tragic when someone suffers this fate” said a representative for the Vatican, referring to shaking Vance’s hand.

“But God’s swift action here to bless him by taking him to the only place JD Vance cant go is a clear sign of the Pope’s virtue.”

He will be remembered as the ‘progressive Pope’ who focused more on ‘helping the poor and needy’ and slightly less on ‘covering up child sexual abuse’ than previous Popes.

Experts on the systems have tipped a man to be his replacement as Pope.