World to continue trying to ‘gentle parent’ Israel into not massacring civilians

As Israel has breached a second ceasefire, this time launching well over 100 missiles at Lebanon in just ten minutes, world leaders has expressed ‘deep concern’ with Israel.

“Hey buddy listen, war crimes are not on ok?” said America while sending over more missiles to replace the ones used to slaughter civilians.

“You said you wanted Iran to share the Strait of Hormuz but they said they won’t do that if you keep indiscriminately bombing everyone.”

“We had a deal and you intentionally broke it. I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed”

Reports suggest that if Israel continues to destabilise the entire world, allied nations will consider wagging their finger in disapproval.

The UN has even threatened to put an exclamation mark in their next letter calling for stability.