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The Trump administration has responded to horrific scenes in Iran with reports of mass killings of protesters by deploying ICE on an important note taking mission.
The White House has clarified that the notes they want taken aren’t the names of the women, men and children being killed, but instead notes on how to crack down on protestors in Minnesota ‘better’.
“This is a dangerous authoritarian regime,” said Trump, “one I would like to stop, but not until after I learn how to replicate.”
Trump has already begun looking into cutting the internet to stop any information about the atrocities being committed getting out like in Iran, however he has expressed concern that doing so could lower his Truth Social likes.
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