Unprofessional: Keir Starmer yaps on for way longer than 3 minutes

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has been slammed after he spent way longer than three minutes to deliver his National Address.

This comes following Albanese’s efficient ‘get in, get out’ approach to using emergency powers.

Critics claim that Starmer gave ‘kid who actually helped on the assignment’ energy, when a prime minister should be giving ‘the kid that didn’t but now is being made to give a speech by the teacher’ energy.

Anthony Albanese reportedly texted Starmer accusing him of screwing Albanese over by actually talking about his plan AND announcing future planning with the EU instead of just rambling about buses.