Trump to invent brand new slur before next debate

Presidential candidate Donald Trump has promised his core fans that he will invent a brand new slur that he can use during a debate against presumptive Democrat nominee Kamala Harris.

This comes as his nickname for Harris “Laughing Kamala” just doesn’t hit the same as ‘Sleepy Joe’ or ‘Crooked Hillary’ did, leaving him to go back to what he describes as ‘Republican basics’: bigotry.

“This will be the greatest slur ever said,” said Trump, “and I know all the slurs. The best slurs. And I use them quite well. People say I am the best at saying slurs. ‘No one says slurs like you do sir.’ That’s what they say to me.”

“So you can trust that it will be a good slur. It’s time to bring this country back to it’s roots and make slurs great again!”