Trump releases his ‘Epstein client list’

President and former pen pal of Jeffery Epstein, Donald Trump has finally released his version of the controversial ‘Epstein client list’.

The one page document, which was written in Sharpie, lacked any evidence and grammar; but did manage to name multiple people Trump alleges were involved with the clients.

The entire contents of the document was as follows: “IT WAS OBAMA BIDEN AND COLBERT”

In a statement, Trump said “This is the real document, now stop asking it about it. Cleary there is no conspiracy on my end.”

The Chaser reached out for further information, but was told by the Trump team that if we ask any more questions he will sue us for $50b and make sure any future tv shows we get are cancelled.