Trump downplays involvement in Epstein files as ‘minor issues’

President and gold points earning owner of a Epstein Jet frequent flyer card, Donald J Trump has downplayed his involvement in the Epstein files as just ‘minor issues’.

The man whose name appears thousands of times in the files (not including redactions) said that we shouldn’t look into the documents as many are a couple decades old making them “far too old to be of any interest”.

“We need to move past this minor issues,” said the President, “I think we should all look at younger, I mean more recent controversies and issues.”

“Plus every time people bring him up it makes me just miss my old buddy a bit more.”