Trump and Vatican make up after discovering mutual love of child predators

The meme war between President Donald Trump and Pope Leo XIV over the real war in Iran and Lebanon has ended after finding common ground in not arresting child predators.

“At first I wanted regime change in the Vatican,” said Trump, “but then it turns out I have a lot in common with these guys. When I said the Pope is weak on crime, I meant it as a compliment.”

“The Vatican is a group of people who hide evidence the way I like it. And whether its going to the island or being moved to a different parish, it’s always nice to travel.”

“Who knows, maybe one day we can even get Jeff a sainthood? I miss you buddy.”

“I hear people also want to make me saint, and I’m not saying they have to give it to me but a lot of people are and I think it would have a nice ring to it. Saint Donald. That’s what they would call me. I like it.”

UPDATE: Reports suggest that Trump has now threatened the Vatican saying they need to give him a sainthood or he will blow up any potential nuclear sites they could have.