Thesaurus searches for ‘Invasion’ spike as media begins reporting on Lebanon

Thesaurus websites have reported a massive spike in searches for alternatives to the term ‘invasion’ this week.

Representatives from the thesaurus websites have said that the searches seem to be coming from areas with lots of politicians and journalists.

This comes after the country that is never named in headlines has decided to now do something that the media refuses to call an ‘invasion’ in Lebanon, following years of doing something the media refuses to call ‘war crimes’ in Gaza.

Meanwhile Australian reporters ‘on the ground’ have released footage saying they are safe during the attack on Lebanon, from inside their balcony in Israel where they are bravely ready to write down whatever the Israeli government says happened.