World
Tragic news as jolly icon and the only ethical billionaire Santa Claus has died after being shot entering Jesus’ home country of Palestine.
Santa was reportedly flying through delivering presents as he travelled towards Bethlehem, where he was mistaken for an aid worker and gunned down.
Western media has confirmed that the strike came from the direction of Israeli drones, however they claim that it doesn’t mean anything and we shouldn’t blame anyone because maybe all the bullets and missiles magically launched themselves.
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu put out a statement saying, “we have no reason to believe Santa died, and if he did, that is because there was a secret Hamas base hidden inside Rudolf.”
Now the only hope for the good children of the world is if somebody manages to find Santa’s jacket and put it on to become Santa, as per the Santa Clause. And that the jacket magically becomes bulletproof.
