IDF inspired ‘self defence’ course teaches how to bomb children

The Israeli government have released a course teaching people how to ‘defend themself’ in the style of the IDF, by killing refugee children.

“We all have a right to defend ourselves,” said Prime Minister Netanyahu, “and that includes from the threat of a starving six year old child hiding in a tent.”

“This extensive course will not only teach you the safest ways to drone strike a refugee camp, it also covers how to ignore global outcry, apologise for harm you intended to cause while blaming everyone else and ‘investigating’ your action only to find that you did nothing wrong.”

The US government has announced that they will be the offical sponsors of the course, providing any equipment anyone using the course may want.