Greenland renames itself “Russia” to avoid hostilities from Trump Government


Greenland has decided to rename itself ‘The Union of Soviet Socialist Russia’ in an effort to deter hostilities by the incoming US Government.

“We have known for 1000’s of years that the right name will always deter foreign invaders.” said President/Tzar Fredrick of Denmark, “WE are prepared to make that move again if necessary.”

“To be honest we sort of thought being a full member of NATO would protect us from US Invasion but I guess we can do the name thing as well.”

When asked for comment, President-Elect Trump said he’d already moved on from Greenland after finding out it was not in fact green “Why even name it that! Just confuses everyone who wants to take over!” 

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