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    Pepe Le Pew to run for Liberal Party preselection

    IN the wake of his departure from the Looney Tunes stable for perpetuating rape culture, French stereotype Pepe Le Pew has announced his intent to run for LNP preselection, meeting the party’s unspoken criteria of sexual aggression towards women, unrepentant arrogance and inter-species dalliances (we can only assume). It was a move welcomed by the…

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    Government orders plebiscite on Marriage At First Sight

    “It’s trending every night, for better or worse, and we could only dream of that kind of popularity in an election year.”